Episode 27
Hello Song Nuan.
Ge Ge, Zhang Sheng thought of a good idea.
What good idea?
Zhang Sheng, you said we both slept last night.
Why did I dream of the Beijing Duck but you thought of such a creative idea?
This is what separate genius from the rest.
Go, go, stand over there.
Ready.
Hurry.
Five, four, three, two, one. Action.
Formation.
Stand up.
Our slogan is Change your life.
- Change your concept.- Change your speed.
One, one, one.
One mind for the family.
Two, two, two.
Two words not needed to buy it home.
Three, three, three.
Three times the speed to surf the web.
Unbeatable WiFi connection.
The best surfing assistant.
Through, through, through, through, through, through.
WiFi through the wall.
Go.
Formation.
Stand up.
After owing Babel Tower Router,
Mother never has to worry about my learning.
Disconnected? Interrupted?
Get a Babel Tower Router!
My agitated emotions, causes my world to tremble.
But I am not at all concerned,
because we have Babel Tower Router,
allowing me to return to the ideal state any time.
How are you?
- Just got off work?- Yes.
This runs at a fast speed. Do you need me to help install it for you?
Your Babel Tower?
It's yours.
Trust in technology.Trust in expertise.
Five frustrationsOne solution
Babel Tower Router.
You deserve to own it.
Babel Tower Router can save your Internet surfing cost.
Then I can save one billion yuan each year.
Did the Babel Tower Router I ordered get here yet?
Not yet.
Then, that?
Try again tomorrow.
Babel Tower Router, Enjoy the speed.
This year we accept no present for holidays.
No present. No present.
For present, we only accept Babel Tower.
Babel Tower, Babel Tower, Babel Tower.
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That works. This is fine.
Trust in technology. Trust in expertise. Five frustrations. One solution.
Babel Towner Router.
Are they the same people on the net?
Looks like them.
- Can we take a picture together?- Ok.
Help us take a picture.
Ok.
Brothers, together, together.
Hurry up, Hsiao Chuan.
One, two, three.
Ok.
Thank you.
Take a look of our routers.
Unbeatable WiFi connection. The best surfing assistant.
Please order now if you want one.
Early this morning, it's been forwarded 20,000 times.
20,000?
20,000!
I said it will work.
Unbeatable WiFi connection. The best surfing assistant.
Here, everyone. Take a look.
Mother won't need to worry about my learning.
This year we accept no present for holidays.
No present. No present.
For present, we only accept Babel Tower.
Babel Tower, Babel Tower, Babel Tower.
They are even trying this approach!
This seems to be desperate measures.
In case they did not send them all, do we fire them all?
Why would I fire them?
My goal is to let them sell all these.
Boss, it may actually work.
The way these kids promote the product on the Internet,
it may actually accomplish
selling all the routers.
Hope so.
This group of kids, just got to put them under pressure.
Then they will work hard.
[8624]
According to the previous agreement, you should have sold 19,000 units.
Only Gao Wen Ruo Han alone reached the target.
The rest of you, report your numbers.
This is what we sold together.
Aren't you smart?
You know that I won't penalize all of you, right?
It's true that I can't fire all of you.
But it doesn't mean I don't have other options.
Now I will give you 30 seconds to pick someone yourselves.
Report the name and this person will be fired.
Firing again?
Why must you fire us? We are really trying to sell the units.
30 seconds.
Pay attention to the time.
What? Can't pick one?
Huang Xiao Feng.
We knew you will try something like this.
Sorry everyone. This is the real world.
You can try to be loving and naïve,
but we have to teach you how to compete.
The method is low but effective and easy to use.
Whoever picks the prepared toothpick with a burned mark
will pack up and leave today.
Come, everyone.
Come.
What happened, students?
Sooner or later, you have to pick.
Where is the courage Teacher Huang taught you?
If you pick early, you may get a good pick.
Come on. Stop stalling.
Who has a lighter? Who has a lighter?
Zeng Rong Rong, what is this?
I quit. I quit.
Ever since I entered JM, I have not been happy for one day.
You are always firing or eliminating.
I had enough.
I took care of the quote this week.
If you still have not sold all the units and will be fired,
don't feel bad,
because this world is too big.
There will be a place that appreciates our talent.
Fighting! Bless you.
Rong Rong, you are great.
Heroine.
That is right. What Zhang Rong Rong said is very accurate.
The world is so big. There surely be a place that appreciates your talent.
If you do not sell all the remaining routers by next week
then you can find another place for work.
I wish you luck.
Survival, or destruction.
This is a question.
This is a question worth our deliberation.
I feel that we all tried our best, right?
We
right
or...
Take a look of our routers. Thanks.
Zhang Sheng.
Take a look.
This store, has the best sales in Tian Mou.
And the boss is a mysterious person.
His name is Fang Che, also known as Sir Fang.
I checked it out. He is the chief of the Computer City.
All the routers in the Computer City are sold through him.
If we can get him,
Go. Let's go to him.
Just two of us?
I will go with Song Nuan as well.
I...I
This is for work.
Then let's go.
- What?- Are you blind? Don't you think those two are weird?
No. I am talking about work.
What work? That Fang Che is not in the charity business.
Give them some space. Let's go.
Where did they go?
Why don't we wait a bit for them?
Forget it, I'm not waiting.
Hello, just wondering, is Fang Che here?
Do you need something from him?
We want to discuss business with him.
He doesn't talk business with strangers. You can go now.
It's like this.
This is our product sample. We want to put it here.
And then... I can leave a phone number for you.
When you see him, please ask him to give us a call.
Alright?
Hey.
What do you mean by this?
If there's a problem, then say it. Why are you throwing our product out?
What are you trying to prove by doing this?
What are you trying to make clear?
Alright, alright. Let me try.
Hello, Master Fang.
Say what you need to, I don't like this name.
Manager Fang, I'm from the same university as your son.
Your son is a first year student at Wan Li Institute, right?
You think I'll buy your stuff by worming into a connection?
We're fourth year graduates of Wan Li Institute, and we're interning right now.
This is router might be an excess product at our company,
but the quality definitely has no issues.
The company hopes to test our abilities
by putting us through these sales.
We really want to do well.
Not only to stay at the company,
but to give some confidence to the lowerclassmen at the school.
So they believe that as long as they work hard,
they'll be accepted into society and find their own places.
How much is one of your routers?
$300.
I'll buy that one from before.
I can't help you with the rest.
Don't be so dejected.
You have to look on the bright side.
At least we sold one, right?
This time you're so easily satisfied?
Speaking of which,
how did you know that person was Fang Che?
I checked online through my phone on our way to the electronic market,
otherwise I really thought Master Fang was a man.
The Internet even says where her son goes to school?
Mhm.
I wanted to play the family card,
but it looks like it didn't move her.
Or else...
Give it a rest.
Ever since I met you,
you've never failed while playing the family card.
This is the first time
you've sincerely failed. It deserves to be commemorated.
Wait for me.
Is it tasty?
Tasty.
Why don't you have one?
Selling this one set was all due to your work,
and also you did your homework last night while I didn't.
That's why you have a reward, and I don't need one.
Oh, it's like that.
Then what should we do next?
Next...
I think next time you still need to play the family card,
since doing that is the most effective.
If you succeed, a year's worth of ice cream is on me.
- Really? - Really.
Alright. Say it.
Promise me first.
Why don't I have a good feeling about this?
Not good?
Not good is right!
What are you doing?
Hi, student. I'm wondering, do you know Yang Jia Jia?
- I do. - Where is he?
There, the flowery sweater.
- Thanks. - No problem.
... From the bottom of my heart-
Hi!
I'm going first.
Bye bye.
Hello, are you Yang Jia Jia?
I am.
Say it, what did you want to see me for?
Jia JIa,
I'm Song Nuan. I... I...
I'm your senior.
I looked for you to ask for a favour.
I know, I'm too handsome.
You want to pursue me?
Too many people are coming at me, including you, senior.
Don't make up an excuse. Get straight to the point.
You really- really feel confident in yourself.
I'm only facing reality.
Too handsome.
Tall, rich, handsome. Everyone loves that, right?
Senior, I really admire your courage.
Continue.
That's right, you're very handsome.
Very pure, and also cute.
But I'm really not here for you.
I know your mom Fang Che
is the biggest router store in the electronics market.
The company I'm interning at
has excess inventory of routers that has to be sold this week.
That's why we want to find you-
ask you-
Alright, alright. Don't say anymore.
I knew it.
An upright girl like you wouldn't like someone like me.
I thought I met someone who appreciated me.
Turns out it was Zhang Mei Li's misunderstanding.
Of course I appreciate you!
You- you- you- you're so handsome,
and very cute. You're super bright.
Right now all the guys are very rough,
it's rare to be so meticulous and attentive like you.
Really, very...
very...
You're very outstanding.
Really?
You're reassuring me.
Really, really, really! It's true.
Alright, say it.
What do you want me to do?
I went to find your mom already,
but got rejected by her.
So I really, really hope you
can do this favour for me.
There's no use in looking for my mom.
My mom clearly divides work and personal life, and doesn't take anything from anyone. I can't even say anything in front of her.
What are the conditions?
What do I get after it's done?
Never rise early without a benefit.
Then- then-
If it's done, I'll agreed to anything.
Weak. Weak. So weak.
Agreeding to everything means you can't do anything.
Then- then if it succeeds...
Then...
Then I'll be Aladdin's magic lamp for once,
and fulfil one of your wishes.
Only one wish? You're too petty.
Not enough?
Then...
I'm joking with you, how can you not tell?
I'm joking, you couldn't tell?
Look at how scared you got.
You really scared me.
Then did you agree, or did you not agree?
Senior, this matter...
I have to be cautious.
This...
Alright, Senior. You can go now.
I can go?
I have your number already.
You can go now. Wait for my call.
Then this...
Let me be a little careful.
Go, go, go.
I...
Then I'll wait for you call?
Bye bye.
- Bye bye! - Bye bye.
I'll wait for you call.
Alright, no problem.
This is practically my goddess.
Big hearted, not unreasonable at all.
- How did it go? - Why did I have to do this?
Haven't you heard?
- When a man and a woman team up, the work is never hard. - I've never heard.
So, is there some hope?
Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?
Bad news.
He didn't agree for sure.
Then the good?
He didn't reject it for sure.
What in the what? You're confusing me.
Did he agree or not?
I don't know either.
Really, I can only say I tried my best.
The rest is up to the heavens.
That guy is really...
Is really a marvel.
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Sales Contract
Did you know?
The nanny at Unit 3 Apartment 205
left again. She's only worked for a day!
The nannys nowadays
only want money but don''t want to work. Where are there places like that?
You can't blame the nanny.
That Granny Cao
is bedridden and can't take care of herself,
but her temper is still huge.
Who would want to? On her sickbed and no children to take care of her.
Within 2 months at her house, over 10 nannies came and went.
Really?
They're hiding from the hiring companies too.
That's right.
I'm wondering,
are they still looking for someone?
You saw my mother-in-law's conditions.
Every day she needs help to clean her body, take care of her bathroom needs,
feed her food, and massage twice.
You just need to take care of her. You don't have to worry about anything else.
It is a bit troublesome,
but we pay good wages for this.
¥6,000 a month.
and this includes two meals a day.
That's right. Do you know how to cook northern cuisine?
My mother-in-law is from the North.
No problem. I will be able to do this.
Don't be so certain now.
She looks quiet now but has a difficult temper.
Before this, she kicked out more than 20 caretakers.
You'd better prepare yourself.
Given her physical inconveniences, I can understand how she feels.
Ok. Let's try this first.
- Can you start today?- Yes.
Mom, see.
This is the new caretaker I found for you. Her name is Niu Ai Li.
Grandma, how are you?
Mom, come.
Try the dishes cooked by the new helper. They look great.
Clean the hand.
This side.
Look good.
Just we can just look. Looking alone will fill you up.
This would kill all those who sell salt.
- Too salty.- Grandma.
Don't call me grandma.
I am not that old.
Call Auntie.
Auntie, what happened..
What my mom said has an origin.
In the past, when the poor killed those selling salt,
they would put the extra salt in the dishes.
So it means the dishes are too salty,
right, mom?
Oh.
Are all the salt vendors dead?
Is this dish also too salty?
If all the salt vendors died, there would be no one left to sell salt.
These dishes are not salty enough.
Right, mom?
All right. I have enough from looking.
Auntie, don't...I will cook them again.
If you don't have the diamond,
don't try to do the porcelain jobs.
Let me.
Why try to make money when you don't have what it takes?
Really.
Did the wind blow over the money?
The money my son earned with all his hard work
is being stolen by
you caretakers. Really.
I will send you the merchandise in two shipments.
Mom, this is my girlfriend. I want to introduce her to you.
One from Shanghai,
and one from Zhejiang.
They all will arrive before this weekend.
You think that will work?
Ok. Deal.
Mom, I am talking to you.
I heard you. I don't agree.
In the future, don't use the excuse of inviting me for coffee
to waste my time.
Mom, mom.
I am not here to get your opinion. I am here to inform you.
Her name is Song Nuan.
Song as in Song Nuan and Nuan that means warm.
I really like her.
If she asks me to get the stars or the moon, I would make any noise before I get it for her.
Withdraw ¥20,000 yourself.
Buy something for you. It will be your birthday the day after tomorrow.
I don't want it.
Don't you want me to know her?
Give us some times alone to chat.
Ok.
Fighting!
I don't know the relationship between you and my son,
but last time you came, you were next to someone else.
That was my colleague.
Then what about Jia Jia?
It's a new friend I met yesterday.
Did you two meet after leaving from here?
Little girl, business is business.
If you are playing with my son,
I will see to it that you suffer serious consequences.
Do you believe me?
Boss Fang,
we only want to ask Jia Jia to help us.
We don't have any other intentions.
How many units do you have?
Together 50,000 units.
We have sold about 10,000 units.
Still 40,000 units left.
That is ¥12,000,000.
You think just because my son held your hand
I need to pay for the ¥12,000,000?
Is there anyone so foolish in the world in doing business?
Boss Fang, we really have nowhere else to turn.
That's why we thought of this approach.
If I help you make this deal,
is the same as telling you that you can take shortcuts.
That is to harm you. Do you understand?
How did you sell the 10,000 units?
We have more than 10 interns together.
We sell them as street vendors.
We were chased away every day.
Also we try to sell them through our connections.
Then we also recorded a video
to promote the merchandise.
We broadcast it on the Internet.
It's pretty popular.
If you are interested, you can take a look.
Seems that you are working very hard.
If you persist a little longer, you can sell all the 40,000 units.
Yes. We have the confidence to do that as well.
But the company only gave us two weeks to do this.
We have less than one week left.
This is ridiculous.
Even I may not be able to sell 50,000 units.
If we don't accomplish the mission,
we interns will all be fired.
Let them fire you. Come to work for me here.
Two weeks to sell 50,000 units. These are talents.
We are inexperienced and don't know anything.
We only have our passion,
bear all the pressure, try everything we can think of,
including finding you and Jia Jia.
We don't know if this means talent or not,
but we are trying to achieve our goal.
Jia Jia, I understand.
Even though he seems gentle on the surface,
he would not be interested in just anyone.
You can get him to help you in one day.
You can just come here and work for me as assistant.
Then you have to hire all of us as a group.
We are in this together as a team.
You even care for each other.
Mom, she did not force me.
I did this on my own free will.
Please help her.
Wait over there.
You have not finished yet?
Isn't this just about 40,000 units of routers?
You can sell 4 million units a year. Why can't you handle these 40,000 units?
I don't care.
My dad died early.
If you don't help me,
I will go to my dad's grave to cry,
and tell him that you mistreat me.
Dad, mom is mistreating me.
Dad.
By the way, you can also tell your dad that
I am ready to find you a step father
to instill some discipline in you. See what you have become.
Dare you threaten your mother?
Mom.
♫ In this world only my mom treats me the best ♫
♫ No one else's mom is better than my mom ♫
♫ Even when I find you the daughter-in-law ♫
♫ You are still the best ♫- You are the best.
You only know how to sweet-talk your mother.
I was serious in everything I told you.
I can take your merchandise. That is not a problem.
But the condition is that I have to work for me.
This is as much as I can help.
My mother is a business person. She would not do anything without benefits.
But I feel that it's a good thing if you come to work for my mother.
What kind of lousy company you have now!
And my mother thinks rather highly of you.
Jia Jia, no matter what.
I have to thank you for your help.
That is not a big deal.
Do you have a boyfriend yet?
No.
That means, I have a chance?
Jia Jia,
I am your senior in school.
So what?
What's so strange for the girl to be older?
I am telling you. I also have pride.
Why can't you give me a chance?
Are you the kind that kicks away the ladder after you climb on it?
- But you...- Don't say anything that will hurt me.
I can't take it.
That, you, are kind of cute.
Don't say anything you don't mean. I don't like listening to it.
Jia Jia.
I,
have someone I like.
I have never heard you say this before.
I am telling you. I am just like my mom.
I love a challenge.
I look forward to compete with others. I have been this way since a kid.
So,
Class Building is here.
Eh...
Goddess - a perfect pair with me.
You are mine.
If it really doesn't work let's think of another plan.
This wasn't a great idea in the first place.
Fan Che gave me a condition.
She said as long as I agree, she'll buy it all.
Looking at your expression, I can tell
it's not an easy condition to meet.
She can't have wanted you to sacrifice your body and be her daughter-in-law?
No, but it's close.
She wants me to change jobs and work for her.
No way, definitely not.
Don't agree.
If we can't complete the task, someone has to be eliminated.
If it's like this, why don't I just switch jobs?
This can save everyone too.
It seems like a win-win situation.
What win-win? This is a win-win?
This is called compromising.
You cannot take it, alright?
In this realistic society,
I learned one thing.
If you want to have something,
you have to pay a price, and make some sacrifices.
You have to see if the price you're paying
and what you're getting match up.
Then do you have a better idea?
Sell 40,000 units in one week?
Song Nuan!
Song Nuan, over here!
Hello, Miss Song Nuan. Do you want to watch a movie?
I'm working.
Hello.
I'm Yang Jia Jia, Song Nuan's boyfriend.
Zhang Sheng.
Zhang Sheng!
I've never heard her mention you.
Stop making things up.
What are you doing here instead of going to class?
I...
I feel bad
I feel bad as well.
So I took the day off from my professor
by saying my mom is terminally ill. I'm here to sell routers with you.
What do you think? Aren't I great?
Hurry up and go. Go on.
I'm not going.
Zhou Ge Ge?
That's right, I am.
Our school's beauty queen!
Hello, handsome.
Don't look at me like this. I'm not interested in the general population.
Sorry.
Go now, hurry.
I- I-
Where did he come from?
His mom is Fang Che.
Are you having second thoughts now? You lead the wolf into the house.
You look like you're sick with regret.
My girlfriend's router! Come take a look and give it a try!
Don't miss out, it works great.
You don't have anything going on with my girlfriend, right?
We're just coworkers.
There are different types of coworkers too.
There's the best friend type, and the ambiguous type.
Which kind are you guys?
The normal type.
Hey.
Is he telling the truth?
Why do I feel like you two are a little weird?
It's true.
Did you say before that there was a guy you liked?
Is he here? Which one?
Where?
Do you remember that you owe me a wish?
I want this wish granted right now.
My wish is to have you tell me
who the guy you like is.
Also, you can't lie.
If you lie,
you'll be struck by lightening
and be ugly forever. You'll never sell any routers,
all your students will be fired, and you'll never earn any money.
You'll get uglier and fatter.
- Your eyelashes will fly away- - Zhang Sheng!
I knew it!
I just came in and now I have to back out?
I won't.
I want to compete with you. I want to compete with you.
- Stop messing around. - Are you alright with that?
- Stop messing around. - Don't look at me like that.
I look into this before I came. The young master of Feng Huan Company, right?
I'm the son of rich parents now.
You're not anymore.
As the saying going, a starving camel is bigger than a horse.
You're the camel that staved to death.
I'm the horse that's still living.
- Zhang Sheng. - Why are you so annoying?
Song Nuan, make him leave. So annoying.
I don't care at all if you're a princess or whatever.
You'll never be my type. Song Nuan is my love.
Just go!
- What did you say? - Go.
In front of this many people, this is too humiliating,
too awkward, too... what was that again?
Brother, I'm going to count to three. You better run fast,
or else I'll catch you. I'm going to count to three.
One.
- Two. - I'm telling my mom!
You're stronger than him.
How did you meet that?
Auntie, have some water.
Oh!
Did you want to burn me to death?
- It's not hot though. - Not hot?
Then that's even worse.
How can you make tea without hot water?
I used
boiling water to make tea. I brought it for you after it cooled down.
I'm sorry.
Where did you go just now?
Me?
Your daughter-in-law said I have an hour break in the afternoon.
I went home to see my husband.
If you feel
bored, I can stay with you tomorrow.
Don't count on me giving you a raise.
No need!
- Let's go. - What's this? What's this?
I'll push you downstairs to get some sun.
Don't move me. I'm not going anywhere.
After these years, I'm fine going around the house.
I'm not going, I'm not going.
Why don't we go downstairs to have some sun and take in some fresh air?
I've arranged it already. Once in the morning, once at night.
We'll just going around in the courtyard.
I say, why are you
making plans for me like this and bossing me around?
- This is for your benefit. - I'm not going. I'm not going.
I'm going to tell my daughter-in-law that you abused me. I'm not going.
- Just listen to me this once, alright? - I'm not listening.
Just listen to me once. We all need sunlight.
- If you go downstairs, I promise your mood will be better. - I'm not going.
- Let's go. - Someone come!
Help, the nanny is kidnapping me.
- I am kidnapping you! - You're kidnapping me.
This feels nice. Look at that fountain.
- Doesn't it feel good? - Yes.
And you didn't want to come down.
Hello, hello.
So cute.
Look at how nice it is here.
When did they put this in?
Why haven't I noticed?
That's because you haven't been down in so long.
Let's go over there and take a look.
Alright.
Turn around.
What that?
Okay, okay. Let's go over.
Let's take a look.
Not going back. I'm not going back.
I want to say here for a while longer.
Auntie, it's getting late.
The elders and the children all went home.
If you want to come out, we can do this again tomorrow.
They're them!
I'm myself. I want to stay here a bit longer.
See, even the sun's gone.
It's set. It's chilly
and humid. Let's come out again tomorrow, okay?
Why are you always defying me?
You decided on your own
and forcibly pushed me out here.
Now I want to stay here longer,
and you're acting on your own and wnat to go back.
You're amazing.
Who do you think you are?
Who are you to push me around?
You're just a nanny.
If you keep treating me like this and defying me
I'll.. I'll fired you.
Old lady!
Why are you speaking so harshly?
Even if she is just a nanny,
you still don't have to talk to her like this.
Who are you?
I'm her husband.